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North American Geography: B+
Sociology 276: A Deviant's Role: C-
Literature 34: Tall-Tales & Folk Stories: A-
Physics 202: D-

In summary:

Big Cock!
Little Cock!
Huge Cock!
BOBBIT COCK!

Can you say it with me, Meridian?

YES. WE. DIDAw, Lordy lordy, I just got off the phone with my ma and she is thu-rillllled. Let's face it, we all had high-hopes, and even I, the eternal pessimist, was thoroughly convinced we were going to win. But we didn't just win, my friends. Oh no, no no ( Read more... )